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Anonymous asked: the fool

adiostoreadumb:

The Fool: Tell an embarrassing story.

Ok so 2 years ago I was going to a tiny one day con with some of my friends because my friend Alister had a table there. It was like a 2 hour drive so we all got in the car and we were driving out to butt fuck no where for this tiny con and we got really hungry so we wanted to stop somewhere for breakfast. We ended up stopping at a Dunkin Donuts.

Now, just a bit of background info, I was test running my Caliborn cosplay in full makeup and prosthetic for the first time. I was completely green.

Since I have no shame I was like fuck it I’ll go in to get these donuts so I go in as Caliborn and the people at Dunkin Donuts are like haha funny and it was what you would expect, but the real embarrassing part happened when I was leaving the store.

I can’t wear my glasses with my Caliborn prosthetic because it looks weird and they don’t sit on my face right so I was like whatever everything will just be a little fuzzy. I was walking back to the car holding a box of a dozen donuts and I grab the door handle to the back seat and sit down and I’m about to close the door when I look in at the front seat and realize tHIS IS NOT ALISTER’S CAR.

THERE IS A MAN IN HIS FORTIES MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH THE GREEN ALIEN WHO JUST SAT DOWN IN THE BACK OF HIS CAR.

I MAKE SILENT EYE CONTACT WITH THIS STRANGER IN HIS CAR FOR A SOLID TEN SECONDS AND I COMPLETELY FROZEN WITH FEAR AND THEN I HEAR ALISTER YELL "SHILOH THAT IS NOT OUR CAR” AND I FUCKING BOOK IT OUT OF THIS MAN’S CAR AND RUN ACROSS THE LOT AND JUMP IN ALISTER’S CAR.

To this day I still think about the trauma this poor man experienced on a quiet Saturday morning in a Dunkin Donut’s parking lot. I wonder what he told his family when he got home.



reneordona:

dharmainitiativeswan:

goldenlady25:

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BOOM CLAP the sound of my heart

this woman is gorgeous! :D



gaywrites:

Remember that online fundraiser to build a pro-LGBT billboard in the Westboro Baptist Church’s hometown? It worked. Feast your eyes on the “God Loves Gays” billboard, standing proud in Topeka, Kansas for all to see. If any additional funding comes through, it will be used for bus ads in Topeka, donations to LGBT youth organizations, and possibly a similar billboard in Utah. Bless. (via the Huffington Post)







gayobamafanfiction:

karenhurley:

2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 

The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 



holahydra:

holahydra:

I feel like this represents tumblr since the 1st of September

THE TIME HAS COME TO BRING THIS BACK





condescetier:

hungrylikethewolfie:

marielikestodraw:

gaave:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

driving-an-impala-in-isengard:

actualholidaybakery:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.

It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.

Whoah science.

Neato.

Supercool.

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Also, if you have a splinter, smack one of these things on there and it will draw it out of your skin. No more shitting around with pliers.

it will also suck the poison stuff out of mosquito bites and stop them from being itchy

woaaah i didnt know!! awesome stuff :D

Did not know the mosquito bite or splinter thing!  EGGS—IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?

They cant fix the economy



frickurie:

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I WILL NEVER NOT LAUGH AT THIS





awwww-cute:

My dad built my sister’s cats bunk beds



thatfunnyblog:

College students.



raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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faithful-viewer:

Head’s too full of stuff. I need a bigger head.


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